it's a pity i am so freaking straight it's not even funny.

oh well, i'll marry someone i don't love care for in the end anyways. <- nino is the perfect candidate.

arashi speaking korean is the sexiest korean i have ever heard. come back and insult arashi when your obsession has a japanese graffiti orchestral medley made for them and played by the tokyo kosei wind orchestra. or when they have ken hirai telling them that their songs are difficult to sing. or when one of them is a newscaster. or when one of them has been in a hollywood film. or when they have travelled to 3 different countries in a day, and have their songs rewritten in different languages.

or when they have been so ridiculous when they were 20, making fun of their own photos and their managers and their own songs and their lack of jobs and their drama scripts and each other, and 6 years on, there hasn't been much change.

somehow this rant has turned into an arashi pimp post. i am embarrassing. but it's okay, so are arashi.

I NEED TO RUN.